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Billion Euro Cheeseburger – sample poem from Brexit Brokeshit
Billion Euro Cheeseburger
Billion Euro Cheeseburger, it’s coming soon,
whether through hyperinflation, hypergourmandation, avant-
garde arty stunting, or tax hole ‘sploitation, it is coming,
Billion Euro Cheeseburger,
laugh, don’t laugh, eyebrow arch, eyeball roll, same diff.:
a Billion Euro Cheeseburger’ll be served up, just the same,
‘But will you swallow it?’ will be the question claimed via
MEdia to be on everybody’s oft-spoken-for, static lips.
Billion Euro Cheeseburger, grab her by the buns and list off
every currency name securely deposited in your head, past
present, real and made up, blink and think of their symbols,
cos I can’t be bothered to do it for you anymore for I fear,
Billion Euro Cheeseburger, Happiness Hand Grenades and things
that make as much out of little sense as Grexit, stage left.
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Brexit Brokeshit – new collection of poetry and prose
Available today from Lulu Publishing is Brexit Brokeshit: my collection of poetry and prose on the subject of Brexit, its causes, personalities and conflicts. A righteous statement on the virtues of political impotence, “I’m not racist but…”, political figures and, oh, to hell with all of it…