Brexit Brokeshit is now available on Kindle. You can buy a copy from Amazon UK for £1.99 or Amazon US for $2.99 or if you subscribe to Kindle Unlimited, you can download it for free.
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Mastered Thesis is now available from Cyberwit
My collection of poetry and prose, Mastered Thesis, is now published by Cyberwit. It’s available for £10.94 on Amazon UK and $15 on Amazon dot com.
Coming soon from Cyberwit: Mastered Thesis
Cover reveal: my new collection forthcoming from Cyberwit. More on this soon.
Happy New Brexit
Eu-topia
(Brexit Brokeshit page 16)
In my Eu-topia,
Bureaucrats would be promoted solely on the grounds,
Of honesty, personal honour and due diligence,
An army of friends and an armoury of credentials,
Following after school chums, death-gripping their coattails
Would be grounds for immediate dismissal,
Also, the highest pensions should go to those,
Who don’t make real money,
In their prime,
All right fine,
I’ll eat my Brussels sprouts and go to bed without dessert,
To have night terrors about nativist campaigners,
Because that’s really worked out so well in Europe’s past,
At midnight, I hold tight to my stuffed plush bear, Utopia,
A harmless fantasy, like Santa Claus when I was younger,
It helps keep me sane.
World Poetry Day 2020
Who cares? Brexit Brokeshit.
Brexit Brokeshit has a new cover
Brexit Brokeshit, my collection of 37 poems and prose across 70 pages, now has a new look. Much like the change in the Prime Minister of the UK, the cover of Brexit Brokeshit is different, but the content is the same as the previous one. Another similarity lies in the fact that the change was unelected: this was a mandatory change needed to ensure the title matched the description. Nevertheless, here is a look at the new cover, and let’s hope it doesn’t get spaffed up the wall!
(Ps – I didn’t actually write any of this blurb, it was written by my own personal Dominic Cummings).
Joseph Robert Writer 